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unabletofindname:

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

I might not be able to achieve perfection but that doesn’t mean I can’t try to improve myself

— (via borinq)

ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school